"There isn't much to do in Nebraska, is there?" ~ @PerezHilton http://ow.ly/y0og

Thinking about dressing up as Octomom for Halloween. Black Wig, Big Red Lips & an umbilical cord made of red yarn tying 8 babies together.

WTH? 112 year Somali man weds 17 year girl http://ow.ly/xBNj

Decisions - Go back to bed after kids go to school or stay up to see what the @TodayShow Halloween costumes are this year?

Last day to enter win a $100 @LilacnLilies gift card from @stealthestyle http://bit.ly/L3CtP #giveaway #contest

Whiskey Dogs Recipe: 18 oz BBQ sauce, 1 tsp #frenchs mustard, 1/2 c brown sugar, 1/2 c whiskey, 1.5 lb cocktail weiners, Simmer in crockpot.

Free NicoDerm CQ Non-Medicated Sample Plus $7 off Coupon http://ow.ly/wQLj

Three crabby daughters this morning makes for a crabby me.

Great Review of #thinktank09 by @drcool73 http://bit.ly/4nHPr4 - Thanks again to @BrianLittleton of @ShareASale for hosting this fine event!

The Children's Place 15% off Instore Printable Coupon http://ow.ly/vPrR

Thank you @BenSpark @singlemommyhood @ayakobing and thanks to @jgoode for interviewing me! http://bit.ly/3cO74Z

Top 10 Best Places to Raise a Family on @TodayShow include Omaha and Lincoln, Nebraska!

Seen on Tee I need to get: If you are what you eat, I'm cheap, fast and easy.

I apologize for the lack of updates - just got home from #bwe09 and have been bombarded with work, life and kids...

Watching @mariashriver on @TodayShow - she has really aged since I've last seen her.

Can't find my ipod's pink earbuds to take on plane to #bwe09 and the shitlins are in school so can't interrogate them http://ow.ly/uz2T

Good thing I got my new printer today to print out my itinerary for #bwe09 tomorrow! Got a good deal for only $29 http://ow.ly/utmu

Printing coupons with my new printer - Just ordered it Monday night for $29 - works great! http://ow.ly/utlX

Please vote for my Mexiburger recipe in French's Cook-off Contest! http://ow.ly/urUV Thanks much!

watching @GaryVee crushing it on the @TodayShow FTW #crushit

Today Only! 50 FREE 4" x 6" Prints Plus a FREE Set of Note Cards from SnapFish http://ow.ly/uhMs

My new printer should be here tomorrow! http://ow.ly/uhr0 I'm having withdrawals not being able to print out coupons to shop with!

Can anyone use expired coupons where they live? I have some totally free coupons I forgot to redeem! If so, DM your address to send to you!

Guess what I'm eating for supper, sorry dinner to non-hickvillians http://ow.ly/ugcX (via @dailybooth)

Just made Jello Cake - been craving it, but now ate too much - I need to start doing P90X again or get Wii Fit

Anyone know any blogs that list weekly grocery or drugstore deals? If so, please add link here http://ow.ly/u3xx Thanks!

Getting excited for #bwe09 where temps are supposed to be high 80's in Vegas - we have snow already in Nebraska.

No Mail Day due to Columbus Day.

Saw "Couples Retreat" tonight - good movie - then spent $100 at Walmart on pure junk food.

Today is the last day to enter the Ford Taurus Game Day Sweepstakes! http://ow.ly/tKYw Good Luck!

is asking you to help donate 1,000,000 boxes of KRAFT Mac and Cheese to Feeding America. It's easy and FREE at www.sharealittlecomfort.com

New Freebies & Sweepstakes Added at MySavings http://ow.ly/tKAk

Free Coupon for $5 off Neutrogena Complete Acne Therapy System http://ow.ly/tKuN

disappointed that @socialspark rejected my last sponsored post on @preemietwins because there was a 7+ day gap in posts - it was only 9 days

Crap, just remembered it's Free Shirt Friday, and I haven't even showered for the day, much less gotten dressed yet. Oops.

OMG, I think I've died and gone to @shoeaholics heaven http://ow.ly/tCrU #shoes

Gave away 2 printers I wasn't using, son took one to college, now only one left just went kaputt. Everyone should accept invoices via email.

Got my Ford Taurus House Party Pack today! http://ow.ly/tA4U

Follow @SearsHTS $100 Christmas Club Card giveaway in Oct! #Sears Hometown Stores & HA Showrooms #giveaway: http://bit.ly/Hometown

Why do Jim and Pam of The Office have to get married on a Husker Football night?

New Free Samples added at Walmart! http://ow.ly/ts9X

Eating raw cookie dough and crying from cutting onions. Yes, it's quite the sight to actually see me in the kitchen.

Anyone want to scan me? I'm cheap... http://ow.ly/tktr

I love that Google's logo today is a UPC symbol! http://ping.fm/9lePd

headed to Omaha for my daughter, Macy's surgery http://ow.ly/sI6u

Alice announces Free Samples + Win a Mac Book! http://ow.ly/sxNk (see Blog for Details)

testing HootSuite / Ping.fm integration